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I succumbed to a new cell phone recently. Even though the box it arrived in was sealed, I have a suspicion that it had either a previous owner who was strangely fond of primates, or that some bored worker at the Sony Ericsson plant had a thing for simian tomfoolery. I wish I could delete the pictures, but alas, they are protected files.