Creative Writing....
"Here is a lesson in creative writing.
First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
© Kurt Vonnegut.
I am not sure why, as yet, but that comment made me laugh rather a lot.
In other news:
Do McFly have penises? See for yourself....
John Leslie's house is for sale.
Do you like 1980s videos? Then click here to go all retro on yo ass....
Last week, I brought you a gallery of cats that look like Hitler. This week, it's the turn of.... wait for it.... Dogs dressed as Bees. Where would we be without the Internet? I frelling love sites like this!
Song for Zidane....
More Para Para Joyness!!!! Squeeeee!!!!!!!!
A joke:
Sophie Ellis Bextor was found head-butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer. It was murder on Zidanes' floor... (tish, boom....)
And finally:
Earlier today, I took a tumble down a flight of stairs whilst carrying a rather heavy box. My right ankle is temporarily Le Phuked.
Ho Hum....
Have a superb weekend, all of you lovely people, and remember, if you can't play nice, go piss up a rope.
Rachael.... &herats;
First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
© Kurt Vonnegut.
I am not sure why, as yet, but that comment made me laugh rather a lot.
In other news:
Do McFly have penises? See for yourself....
John Leslie's house is for sale.
Do you like 1980s videos? Then click here to go all retro on yo ass....
Last week, I brought you a gallery of cats that look like Hitler. This week, it's the turn of.... wait for it.... Dogs dressed as Bees. Where would we be without the Internet? I frelling love sites like this!
Song for Zidane....
More Para Para Joyness!!!! Squeeeee!!!!!!!!
A joke:
Sophie Ellis Bextor was found head-butted to death in the apartment of a French footballer. It was murder on Zidanes' floor... (tish, boom....)
And finally:
Earlier today, I took a tumble down a flight of stairs whilst carrying a rather heavy box. My right ankle is temporarily Le Phuked.
Ho Hum....
Have a superb weekend, all of you lovely people, and remember, if you can't play nice, go piss up a rope.
Rachael.... &herats;
